A picture is worth a 1000 words....

[Mickk]

http://www.chiefontour.com/store/life.jpg

[Radical-Al]

hahahaha! ^_^

good one Mickk.

[nighttraveler]

:D :D :D :D jeje...

1000 words said in that picture....

good one Mickk:beer:

[lewi]

ROLF......how true......3 thumbs up (if i had 3, that is)

[VQ]

Good one. how true too.

[wello]

^_^ very good Mickk-^

[Hank]

:)))))))))))

how 'bout:

[FIATLOVE]

^_^ -^


:Peace:

[VQ]

LOL ^_^ :D

[Bo0]

hahahaha!!!^_^ ^_^ ^_^
very good, so true too

or even this one...

[Volt !]

Haha.amazing pic Mickk ^_^
And an equally good pic Bo0 !!
:rotf:

[Mickk]

Good mod Hank, who can't relate to that! ;)

Heh, funny thing that, BoO. My younger Bro told me about that today. Strange days indeed!

Here is some more stuff I found at another Forum!

Genders.....

ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them.

SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out.

COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up.

TIRE - male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated.

HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it and, of course, there's the hot air part.

SPONGES - female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.

SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

REMOTE CONTROL - female .. Ha! You thought I'd say male. But consider this: it gives men pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.


AND!

A Woman's Prayer:

Dear Lord, I pray for:

Wisdom, To understand a man

Love, To forgive him and

Patience, For his moods

Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength

I'll just beat him to death.

[[SK]hi-C]

^_^good one Mickk :beer:

[Blitz]

^_^ lol, that was hillarious! Good find.. and it's so true too, eh? -^

[Radical-Al]

......3 thumbs up (if i had 3, that is)

what about those big huge fingers at like football games/baseball/soccer?/etc that you stick up? ;)

[AccadaccA]

LOL :rotf:

Good shit Mickk. -^ ..... but I think you cut the pic short. Shouldn't it also include levers, pulleys and guages that read false?
Loved your second post too.:beer:

Good one Bo0, so true, so true. :nope:
I do the entire week's grocery shopping (from one end of the supermarket to the other along every aisle) in 15 minutes, that's including the waiting & being served at the checkout. Jono even stalls at the cereals and sandwich spreads and I at the meats and side dishes but it still blitzes any woman I know. :why:

Notice us guys go direct in for the kill where as women will grab something over in aisle 4 then back to aisle 1 then onto aisle 6 back to 3... etc. etc etc.


And BIG FAT chicks love to stand in the middle of the aisle to talk to their BIG FAT chick friends.... usually with 16 smelly toddlers pulling everything from the shelves and their fat arses parked 30 meters from their trolleys which are left in the middle of the freaking aisle!! Grrrrrr. :bomb:

No wonder Jono and I love Bathurst soooooo much, it's our only outing besides bloody shopping. :guns:

Thanks, I feel much better now I have that off my chest. :hat: heh

[Hank]

then again.....

[VQ]

LOL at hanks one, but My mum goes in order when she goes shoping, still manages to spend almsot $200 and an hour in there tho.

Good story too Acca, I'm LMAO here. I need one too.

[AccadaccA]

LOL @ Hank's pic. :rotf:


I hope I didn't offend anyone with my earlier post but it's all true. The women around here are bloody HUGE. Most have a shitload of kids because they are so desperate for a man/men.
When I first applied for a house in this area I was thinking "Hmm, a suburb full of yummy, young, single mothers". Boy was I wrong, wrong, WRONG!!!! =[
They're single alright but after seeing/smelling 'em you'll understand why. &(
My first few years here were very scary as I was the "new meat" in the hood for them.... well, so some of them thought. :uhh: :sulk:

[Blitz]

^_^ LMAO, that's a funny.. luckilly the supermarket near me isn't too crowded when I go. And most of the shoppers are skinny. Still, cracked me up though. -^