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Sepecat
01-20-2004, 06:28 AM
Gambling-Mad Aussies Flock to Annual Cockroach RaceGambling-Mad Aussies Flock to Annual Cockroach Race
Mon Jan 19, 8:29 AM ET

By Belinda Goldsmith

CANBERRA, Australia (Reuters) - Gambling-mad Australians, teased for willingly betting on two flies crawling up a wall, have expanded their horizons -- now they're placing bets on cockroaches.

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A record crowd of more than 7,000 betters is expected to attend the 23rd annual Cockroach Races in the east coast city of Brisbane Jan. 26, Australia's national day, with some bringing their own runners and others buying competitors there.

"More and more people are coming to town especially for this premier racing event, where everyone can be the owner of a thoroughbred," said organizer Richard Deery, general manager of Brisbane's Story Bridge Hotel that hosts the races.

As the story goes, the race dates back to the day 23 years ago when two old betters were sitting in the bar arguing over which suburb had the biggest and fastest cockroaches.

Australia is home to about 450 native species of cockroach, which are not pests and are mainly bush dwellers, and also has around six species of pest cockroach, most of them introduced from outside the continent and that now plague almost every house.

The two betters decided to race some roaches the next day -- and history was made.

Australians have the highest rate of gambling in the world, a passion dating back to when the first convict settlers, shipped out from Britain in 1788, reportedly bet on cards and dice.

By the early 1800s, horse racing was the rage but this has now been overtaken by the flashing slot or poker machines that line the walls of almost every pub, hotel and casino. More than 20 percent of the world's poker machines are in Australia, about five times as many as in the United States on a per capita basis.

GAMBLING NATION

National gambling statistics released late last year showed Australians gambled away a record A$15 billion ($12 billion) in the year to June 2002 -- nearly two percent of Gross Domestic Product and slightly more than the nation's defense budget.

Few Australians balk at betting. The nation grinds to a standstill every year for the Melbourne Cup horse race and the nation's richest man, Kerry Packer, is an unrepentant gambler, known for spending millions at the baccarat table. Packer probably won't be spotted cheering on his favorite roach, but Deery said increasing numbers of people were heading to Brisbane to bet on the 14 races that are run over the day with contestants encouraged to train and bring their own cockroaches.

Last year's winner, Osama bin Liner, was lovingly reared by his owners who turned up on the day in full beards and headwear, dressed as the world's most wanted man. Other past winners include Drain Lover, whose name plays on that of two-time Melbourne Cup winner Rain Lover, Millennium Bug and Guns'n Roaches, whose contestants modeled themselves on the rock band Gun'N Roses, carrying their roaches in boxes shaped like tiny guitars.

Deery said people who lacked time to trap and train their own six-legged runners could buy a cockroach from the house stable for A$5 ($4) but warned that demand always outstripped supply. All funds raised go to a local children's hospital.

The races are held on a circular track with the cockroaches released from an upturned bucket in the middle. First to the edge is the winner. The steeplechase event is a bit trickier with the runner having to navigate a circular fence -- well, a garden hose -- to get to the edge.

Deery said the same cockroach can be entered in any number of events for a $5 fee, if you can catch it after the first race.

"But for the animals it is short-term success and glory as most don't last to return the next year," said Deery.

"They meet a varied end. One year the steward threw a handful into the crowd, while another year one better was talked into eating one, all in the name of charity." ($1=A$1.28)

This Btw, was on the Main Page. Yahoo.com

More and more people are coming to town especially for this premier racing event, where everyone can be the owner of a thoroughbred,

I think I’ll leave it at this…. ^_^ ^_^ :rotf:

George`

AccadaccA
01-20-2004, 06:44 AM
LOL, Please note that although they said "Australians" they indeed meant Queenslanders.... a totally different race, nation, species!!! :D heh
The cochroach races are organized by the local radio station (Triple M) as a promotional stunt with give aways so that would account for the crowd numbers. Not all would even get a glimpse of the roaches even if they wanted to.

I kill no less than 5-6 cochroaches per night. Although it's not as bad as the movie "Joe's appartment", Queensland is by far the worse state for roaches. Yet they nickname folks from New South Wales as "cochroaches". :rolleyes: Typical of most Queenslanders whom have never stepped foot out of the state yet pass judgement as if they are experts on the subject.

D_Man
01-20-2004, 01:13 PM
Tut tut Rob :nono: You are a Queenslander now even though you refuse to admit it :D

I used to live just down the road from that pub (about 50 metres to be exact) and it was total bedlam around there when the cockroach races were on. I couldn't get my car through the drunken crowds :mad:

Luckily I was able to catch the ferry across the river to the City ;)

Dave

Myshkin
01-20-2004, 01:49 PM
Rob, I bet you are exaggerating. 8)~ Whaddya say? Take the bet?


This post is for research purposes only. I am testing the hypothesis "Aussies are gambling-mad"

Cheyenne
01-20-2004, 02:22 PM
Cockroaches, bah!

Now, Asparagus (http://www.asparagusfest.com/) is where it's at! Yabadabadoo! The true pinnacle of the culture calendar of any civilization ;)

Dogz
01-20-2004, 02:50 PM
Originally posted by AccadaccA
Queensland is by far the worse state for roaches. Yet they nickname folks from New South Wales as "cochroaches". :rolleyes: Typical of most Queenslanders whom have never stepped foot out of the state yet pass judgement as if they are experts on the subject.



And we call Victorians Mexicans....... cause it’s so far south and they flea the boarder to come to Queensland …


Mexican Rob..

:dogrun:

Ayce
01-20-2004, 05:36 PM
Oh great, the 2 things I hate most, Roaches & Asparagus! Hate 'em both!:boxer: :Puke:

AccadaccA
01-20-2004, 06:02 PM
LOL. I was going to apologize at the end of that post to both Dave (D_Man) and Mark (Dogz) and even Rob (revhead) even though I haven't seen him around here for some time but what the hey, use the right bait your sure to hook a live one. :D

Dave : NEVER!!! I am a proud Victorian to the day I die and then some.

Mysh : I betcha 10:1 we're not all gamblers. $$)

Mark : Grab a look at an atlas some time mate. Make it a big one so other Queenslanders can see it too. Now find Mexico (psst, it's south of America's border) and see which direction it is from any Queensland border. It sure isn't south of your border. :rolleyes:
:auswink:
Thank Gawd for Captain James Cook and his crew. It's obvious that neither of them heard the AMERICAN song "South of the border,... down Mexico way" or they'd be as lost as a Queenslander at a round-about. :D heh

Dogz
01-21-2004, 04:10 PM
I would have put the likeness as California = Queensland and Mexico = Victoria …. Unless you have a special map I believe Mexicans travel north to get the US as do Victorian’s to Queensland.

There must be a huge number of Victorians in Queensland they even have their beer on tap in 90 percent of pubs……

I would have to say I see more Cane Toads than cockroaches around my place. You can’t step out the back door with out seeing 3 or 4 at night… I have one big fat one that come and eats out of the dogs bowl. At least with roaches you can fumigate the house to get rid of them or step on them.

Soon in Queensland we can name the Sate of origin team the Fire Ants……. Wasn’t that one big f…. up. We have deadly spiders, snakes, box jelly fish, stone fish and now have to contend with killer ants……what’s next killer African bees ????