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AccadaccA
12-13-2003, 11:22 PM
I don't have a mobile (cell phone) but I have heard of many funny SMS messages that are always good for a laugh.
So why not share a few here? Please clean them up.
Here's one I have just heard to start the ball rolling.
Love is true, love is golden,
love is best in the back of a Holden.
If you don't like it, if you get bored,
become a homosexual and do it in a Ford.
Sorry Ford lovers, I only cleaned & copied it.
AccadaccA
12-14-2003, 12:23 AM
Although they are basically one-liners, here's some more.... from Jennie's *ahem* clean collection.
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A fart is only a lost cough.
One day you will find the woman of your life and at that pint you will already be married.
Every married man knows that they name hurricanes after women.
Only 17% of all traffic accidents was caused by drunk drivers, so the other 83% was caused by, yes you got it... the sober ones amoung us!! :nono:
Reality is an illusion that is born out of shortage of alcohol.
All of you who believe in psycho kinetics, raise 'my' hand...
Lots of people stop working once they found a job!
I am still single, my parents-in-law were not able to have children.
I started out with nothing... and still have most of it.
I said no to drugs, but they did not listen!
One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not chinese, it must be you.
Monday is one seventh of you life!
When I was young I begged God for a bike, but God does not work that way... so I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!
3 monkeys escaped from the zoo... one was caught watching tv...another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message.
I am not stupid, I am blond!!! B - L - O - N - T
What happens when you get scared half-dead, twice?
When a schizophrenic threatens to commit suicide are we talking of hostage situation?
How do you know when you have run out of invisble ink?
Why did the statue of liberty have to be a wome? The head had to be hollow to make a restraunt in it!
Why is a false eye made of glass?....To look through.
What you never want to hear while having good sex??........."Honey I'm home!"
Some times I wake up grumpy. Other times I just let her sleep.
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Gawd dang she has millions of 'em printed out. Most of 'em are waaaaay too rude for this forum though. :cool:
wello
12-14-2003, 01:43 AM
this is one my neice sent me and yes she's a smart ass 2 ^_^
today its cool 2 have small cars and small mobiles .. soon the day will come when small penises will be in fashion and then my friend u will be the man ^_^
monaro
12-14-2003, 01:44 AM
Originally posted by AccadaccA
One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not chinese, it must be you.
Some times I wake up grumpy. Other times I just let her sleep.
those two are golden!! ^_^
i cant remember any off hand, but i will post back when i get one/remember one.
good thread acca
wello
12-14-2003, 01:51 AM
^_^ I told grumpy this one Rob
Some times I wake up grumpy. Other times I just let her sleep.
grumpy was not happy
^_^ ^_^
D_Man
12-14-2003, 01:54 AM
I suppose it depends on what you wake her up FOR ;)
Dave
LOL good topic.
My freind sent me this one:
"Hey I just found a hooker that charges by the inch. SHes no good for me might b a cheap f@#$ for u"
I didn't find it that rude but it might be so if it is can u just correct it for me?
Volt !
12-14-2003, 04:26 AM
Got this one today Morning as a wake up SMS :D
"Height Of Impossibility - Pamela Anderson Falling Flat on Her Face " :D ^_^
Pardon my ignorance but what the hedoublehockeysticks is an SMS?:D
Mickk
12-14-2003, 08:17 AM
Originally posted by [SS]Ayce
Pardon my ignorance but what the hedoublehockeysticks is an SMS?:D
SMS;
Short
Message
Service
I think?
As for the H E Double hockeysticks....... ^_^
How about this one.
H E double toothpicks :)
(note: taken from the M*A*S*H series)
Mickk
12-14-2003, 08:19 AM
Originally posted by Volt !
Got this one today Morning as a wake up SMS :D
"Height Of Impossibility - Pamela Anderson Falling Flat on Her Face " :D ^_^
Heh, you know she had her implants removed?
The other thing I read and I don't know if it's true or not, is that she sometimes teaches Sunday School at the church she goes to! :eek:
Volt !
12-14-2003, 08:31 AM
She Did?
Oh Good , so now US has Monopoly in Exporting Silicon to other countries :D :rolleyes:
Thx Mickk. Yes I had heard the toothpicks bit, but I'm from Canada EH?^_^